July 20, 2005
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Beaming Scotty Up
“Do not underestimate Evil Cullinane’s plan for World Domination!
http://www.log24.com
now shows that he has crossed over to the dark
side, making sacrifices to the Ancient Hindu Goddess ‘Kalli’ to ward off
our attacks! ‘Kalli’-nane will soon appear as the top result on
every Google search.
July 20 illustration of
crankbuster’s remarksSoon, all young mathematicians will be
hypnotised by his
dark diamonds of falsehood. At least, that’s his plan. But
wait, who’s that brilliant mathematician who shines the light right
through
Cullinane’s fraud and exposes him to the whole world?!
Crankbuster saves the day! (applause)”Is Beauty the Beast?
(Headline in Christianity Today)“In Hindu mythology, Kali,
the Divine Mother, is the symbol for the infinite diversity of
experience. Kali represents the entire physical plane. She is the
drama, tragedy, humor, and sorrow of life. She is the brother, father,
sister, mother, lover, and friend. She is the fiend, monster, beast,
and brute.”Star Trek’s “Scotty,” who died at 5:30 AM PDT July 20, was “a veteran of the D-Day landings who managed to hide a war
injury on screen. As an artillery lieutenant in the Canadian army, he
was hit by six machine-gun bullets, one of which removed his middle
right finger.”
“Beam me up, Kali.” Related material:
Mathematics and Narrative“And if the band you’re in
starts playing different tunesI’ll see you on
the dark side of the moon.”
